Two lovebirds, both quite lacking dignity,
In fair Atlantis, where we lay our scene,
Struggle against a heartfelt mutiny:
DADT leaves their true love unseen.
From forth the fatal loins of Cooper's team
Soldier and scientist seem star-cross'd sure;
But the affection and trust at their core
Do, with show's end, evolve in slashers' dreams.
The priceless passage of their dorky love
(Despite the writers' sad stupidity),
Which even girls and Wraith could not remove,
Is now five seasons' action on TV;
The which, if you with patient hearts attend,
What here shall miss, fans' toil shall strive to mend.
