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7/11/10 - Tables Turned (SGA)

   
 

House M.D.


One Night in Princeton (Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis)
Radek Zelenka/Remy Hadley | R | 825 words
Her name is Remy and she is exactly his type.
1/26/10


Extra Credit

Wilson/Amber | NC-17 | 1,685 words
"I'm very concerned about my performance on the last exam, Professor."
8/26/09


Earning their Keep
(Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis)
Sheppard/McKay/Wilson(/House) | NC-17 | 409 words
John's head teems with the fantasies House spins for them...
7/30/09


A Measure of Comfort
Wilson/Cuddy | R | 1,080 words
Maybe she hadn't known what she really wanted. Maybe she'd been trying for something that wasn't hers to have.
1/27/09


The Benefits of Dental Hygiene (Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis)
Eric Foreman/Ronon Dex | NC-17 | 1,200 words
"Hey," Eric said. It broke the unspoken men's room rule, but so did checking out your neighbor. "Nice tats."
1/25/09


Projection
Wilson/Ali, Wilson/House UST | NC-17 | 2,200 words
He finds her hugging her knees on a couple of chairs in the clinic waiting room, her face buried in her arms, crying. 
10/31/08


A Princeton Odyssey (Alexander Pope Is Turning In His Grave Remix)
House, Wilson, Cuddy | PG | 2,650 words
O Muse! do sing to me of 'Ventures grand, / The great and glorious Exploits in the Land / Of Princeton, where resides our Hero true...
4/26/08

» DVD Commentary (4/26/08)


Too Long (Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis)
James Wilson/John Sheppard | R | 1,540 words (+530 for the alternate scene)
There was a look in John's eyes that mirrored his own, naked want and the urgency of need too long suppressed.
1/20/08


No Pain
House/Wilson | R | 790 words
"Won't take too much," House promised. "Just enough. God, I need—"
1/18/08

» Daasgrrl's sequel, No Mercy (9/12/08)


The One in Which Wilson Plays a Mafia Punching Bag so House Can Comfort Him (A Birthday Tribute)
House/Wilson | NC-17 | 9,900 words
"Hello," she said, and gave Wilson an earnest smile. "We're going to play with some hurt/comfort today."
7/26/07


Coming Into Focus (The Director's Cut Remix)
House/hooker, House/Wilson | R | 3,000 words
This could be the meaning he's searching for.
4/20/07


Be My Valentine
House/Wilson | PG-13 | 1,100 words
"You taste sweet," Wilson said, a smile tugging at the left side of his mouth.
2/14/07


Untouchable
House/Wilson | R | 3,200 words
"You'll spill your deepest, darkest secrets to a stranger who's been a vegetable for ten years, but you won't answer one simple question for me?"
1/28/07

» DVD Commentary (2/3/08)


Spin
Wilson, House | PG-13 | 700 words
It may not be a miracle, but it's a start.
12/19/06


Welcome to Whoville
Gen | PG-13 | 720 words
"Don't worry," he said. "I'm pretty sure it's not sexual harrassment if I do it to everyone who comes in."

10/16/06


Four Times James Wilson Heard Gregory House Play The Piano (And One Time He Didn't)
House, Wilson, Stacy | PG | 740 words
The first time Wilson heard House play the piano was also the first time he was invited to House and Stacy's apartment.

9/04/06


A Helping Hand
House/Wilson | NC-17 | 8,670 words
"You need some release, your soon-to-be-ex-wife's gone, for once in your life you're unwilling to seduce a nurse or rescue a waif, and you're much more fun when you aren't moping." In case that sounded too heartfelt, he added with exaggerated assurance, "Don't worry; this doesn't mean we're gay."

8/13/06


Need
Wilson/Grace | R | 2,500 words
He has never been very good at resisting temptation, and as he leans in to kiss her he adds "sleeping with a patient" to his ever-lengthening list of questionable decisions.

6/19/06


Dissonance
Wilson, Julie, House | PG-13 | 3,700 words
It's the silence that gets them in the end.

4/19/06

» Zulu's remix, Harmony (The Music Moving Remix) (5/13/07)

 


House Sestinas

Details at poets.org.


The Truth in Dreams
House | PG | 362 words
Most nights, his leg allows him a few hours of solid sleep. And he dreams.

12/29/06


Breaking the Cycle
House/Wilson | R | 400 words
Midnight, and James lies awake beside his softly snoring wife
11/13/06

» Zulu's remix, Load Cycle (The Breaking Free Remix) (5/13/07)


A Typical Day in Diagnostics
Everyone | PG | 330 words
Patient's dying again.

11/07/06


Untitled: House post-infarction
House | R | 450 words
Being crippled against one's will is in fact worse than being dead, he concludes.

11/05/06

 


Drabbles & Ficlets

Wet
House, Wilson | PG | 205 words
"Lose a fight with your umbrella?"
10/16/06


Good Intentions
Cuddy, Wilson | PG | 150 words
"What's the worst that could happen?"
10/16/06

» hihoplastic's remix, Cracked Pavement (The Road to Hell Remix) (4/13/08)

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Harry Potter


On Knowledge (All Ye Know on Earth, and All Ye Need to Know Remix)
Remus/Sirius | PG-13 | 1,600 words
Remus Lupin doesn't know a lot of things.

4/14/07


Third Time's the Charm
Remus/Sirius | R | 4,130 words
"I've wanted to kiss you for an inordinately long time."

8/1/06


A Survey of Contemporary Muggle Habits, by Arthur Weasley
Gen | PG | 2,460 words
Some have argued that the daily drudgery of being a Muggle is too much to bear. (See for example Chapter 3 of Cygnus Black's No Magic, No Meaning: Our Moral Obligation to Put Muggles Out of their Misery.) This year I learned the opposite is true: they can and do entertain themselves in some interesting, if (delightfully) odd, ways.
9/21/05

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Stargate: Atlantis (SGA)


Tables Turned

John/Todd | Adult | 1,278 words
"You will come for me, John Sheppard," he said, showing his teeth in a full grin.
7/7/10


Somewhere Over the Wormhole (Crossover with Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
Kira/Teyla | R | 2,580 words
"Does fighting in close quarters like this not turn you on?"
1/31/10


Hero Gets the Girl
(Mention of Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Rodney/Buffy fantasy, Rodney/Jennifer | PG-13 | 425 words
What? It was no secret he had a type.
1/28/10


One Night in Princeton (Crossover with House)
Radek Zelenka/Remy Hadley | R | 825 words
Her name is Remy and she is exactly his type.
1/26/10


The SGA/American Idol fusion I'm not writing
Ensemble | PG | 1,000 words
Sheppard keeps holding out for a contestant who likes Johnny Cash as much as he does, but he's pretty damn fond of each season's finalists regardless.
1/23/10


Upside Down and Inside Out
Temporarily-a-girl!John/Rodney | NC-17 | 3,700 words
"God, look at you," Rodney whispered. John was struck with the sudden desire to rub his face against Rodney's leg, if only he could reach.
12/28/09


A Week in the Life
Rodney/Katie | NC-17 | 5,313 words
"So you just want me to, um, dominate you."
8/31/09


Drilled
McKay/Sheppard (drill/stud) | Adult | 1,100 words
"So…" said John, drawling in the way only a decades-old joist with rakishly fraying splinters could manage.
8/27/09


Earning their Keep

Sheppard/McKay/Wilson(/House) | NC-17 | 409 words
John's head teems with the fantasies House spins for them.
7/30/09


Salve

John/Rodney | R | 1,755 words
"I have no sympathy for you, Lieutenant Colonel Medium-Rare," Rodney said, but John caught the concern in his eyes.
4/26/09


Professional Jealousy

John/Rodney | PG-13 | 950 words
"You've blown up stuff way bigger than Pluto," John murmured agreeably without opening his eyes.
4/20/09


In his room at night, alone
John/tentacle creature (fantasy), John/Rodney (fantasy) | NC-17 | 500 words
By the end, his thighs are spread wide as if pulled open by force.
4/6/09


Why Rodney Should Stop Recommending Planets the Ancients Struck from their Database, or, The One with Tentacle Hentai
Rodney/tentacle creature, John/tentacle creature | NC-17 | 6,230 words
It was almost kind of nice—like a massage, if the masseur had a dozen hands with no fingers and may or may not have been carnivorous.
3/27/09


Ritual of Release
Weir/Sheppard/Lorne | NC-17 | 1,730 words
God, how long had he lain here like this, bound and pushing up into nothing but air?
2/1/09


The Benefits of Dental Hygiene (Crossover with House M.D.)
Eric Foreman/Ronon Dex | NC-17 | 1,200 words
"Hey," Eric said. It broke the unspoken men's room rule, but so did checking out your neighbor. "Nice tats."
1/25/09


Rodneyo and Johniet: A Prologue

McKay/Sheppard meta/humor/poetry | PG | 100 words
Two lovebirds, both quite lacking dignity, / In fair Atlantis, where we lay our scene...
1/19/09


Outtakes

McKay/Sheppard | R | 2,300 words
"How was I supposed to know you were going to pick tonight for our sporadic game of 'Sub Not Sub'?"
1/1/09


Thirteen Ways of Looking at Rodney

Rodney | PG | 250 words
The city is quiet. Rodney must be keeping watch.
4/3/08

» Jadesfire's Latin translation, Tresdecim Modi ut Rodneius Videre Posset (4/9/08)
» Jadesfire's illustrated remix/expansion, Rodney's Poetry Months (4/9/08)


Sestina: John

John, team | PG | 503 words
It's his job; that's all. Until, beneath his boots, the city wakes.
4/2/08

» Jadesfire's DVD Commentary (8/16/08)


Too Long (Crossover with House M.D.)
James Wilson/John Sheppard | R | 1,540 words (+530 for the alternate scene)
There was a look in John's eyes that mirrored his own, naked want and the urgency of need too long suppressed.
1/20/08


Substitute
John/Rod | NC-17 | 747 words
John fought the urge to push back against it, to just take it in as far as he could, writhe shamelessly around it until he came, groaning and shaking.

1/16/08

SGA Kink Awards Nominee, 2008


Sestina: An Unanticipated Side Effect of Dosing Oneself with Wraith Enzyme to Deliver an Important Message
Rodney | PG | 513 words
...what was he saying again? Oh right, right, they're all going to die...
9/17/2007

» Jadesfire's DVD Commentary (8/16/08)

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Other

American Idol

The SGA/American Idol fusion I'm not writing (Fusion with SGA)
Ensemble | PG | 1,000 words
Sheppard keeps holding out for a contestant who likes Johnny Cash as much as he does, but he's pretty damn fond of each season's finalists regardless.
1/23/10


Anthropomorphic

Pierced
Cloth/Sewing Machine | Adult | 515 words
She lay trembling on the table, her back arched over her partner's steel-strong arm.
6/14/09


Dean Koontz's Frankenstein

Dean Koontz's Frankenstein: Prodigal Son: A Parody
Gen | PG | 1,500 words
HARKER: My name is Jonathan Harker and thus you can see that I am an example of Subtle Allusion in this story. I'm a cop. For fun I enjoy taunting Carson & Michael, accompanying my secret friend the murder victim to strangers' funerals, and looking for the Secret to Happiness by removing other people's internal organs.
2/25/06


Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Somewhere Over the Wormhole (Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis)
Kira/Teyla | R | 2,580 words
"Does fighting in close quarters like this not turn you on?"
1/31/10

Mutiny on the Bounty
Bashir, Garak | PG | 350 words
"We are about to reenact one of the classic tales of betrayal and retribution at sea," Bashir replied.

10/14/06


True Blood/X-Men (movie)

Doppelganger
Eric/Rogue | NC-17 | 2,220 words
He wanted to drain her dry and fill her up again until she'd turned into a vampire as well as a mutant, and then he wanted to present her to Bill just to see the look on the man's face.
2/1/10

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Vids


Call Me Al

Stargate: Atlantis | Rodney, with team; background Carter/Zelenka | 1:45
"You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon
They'll be his bodyguard, and he'll be their long-lost pal.
1/31/10


Kink Bingo tentacles vidlet

Stargate: Atlantis | Radek, John, Ronon, Jennifer, and tentacles | 57 sec.
What skirted beneath the surface of "The Seed"...
8/16/09

» Arbitrary Mod Prize yay! Germination by thingswithwings

kink bingo arbitrary mod prize - most convincing argument that the kink is canon


Duet for Two Handguns

The Professional | Leon/Mathilda | PG-13 | 2 mins.
"Duet" by Danny Elfman (from The Corpse Bride)
A man finds a kindred soul in an unexpected place.
8/4/09


Every Day is Halloween in the Pegasus Galaxy

Stargate: Atlantis | Gen, Humor | 2:35
"Halloween" by Stephen Lynch
Come into my hive ship, little boys and girls...
7/1/09


I Get A Kick Out Of You

House | House-Wilson | PG | 3 mins.
"I Get A Kick Out Of You" by Frank Sinatra
Oh, for the good old days.
5/29/09

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